What is Metaspherical?

It's an idea; it's about encompassing all aspects of reality into as coherent a picture as can be formed. It's about showing the fellow human being things which he or she may have been unaware of. It's about truth.

Metaspherical is also where I show the world my creative work in its different forms. Enjoy!

Sofa Kingdom - One of my pet peeves is when I hear someone use this phrase, but they instead say, "Sofa king we Todd did." The latter is stupid as hell and even though it uses real words, it does so in a nonsensical way in a desperate attempt to sound clever. Yes, that's why they call it a pet peeve; it's not something important enough to aggravate me as much as it does.

My Dixie was driving her car the other day. My Dixie wrecked.

Anal is banal; try cranial. - Yeah... I'm still working on that one.

Black ladders lack bladders. - I found this one in Crome Yellow by Aldous Huxley. This is a masterful phrase!

The acrobats displayed some cunning stunts. - This is a spoonerism, or a phrase where two words can have mixed up syllables, usually on accident.

The good can decay many ways.
The good candy came anyways.

Manslaughter is man's laughter.

excuse me but if I tell you the mystery then it's no fun
exquisite amoeba defy deluge mist tree tennis snow phone

If horrible and horrific both mean bad, then why does terrible mean bad and terrific mean good? And why does awesome mean extraordinary when it's only some awe, while awful means bad, yet is full of awe?

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