The problem with hitting yourself is that you can never do it as hard as you deserve. - David Gaian

"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt

"Praise and blame, gain and loss, pleasure and sorrow come and go like the wind. To be happy, rest like a giant tree, in the midst of them all." - Buddha

"Everyone knows that Congresspeople are assigned to committees based on their greatest weakness! Why else would Senator Ted Stevens, a man more comfortable in the horse and buggy era, wind up in charge of regulating the Internet... which, he believes, is a series of tubes... a series of tubes through which other Congressmen can reach in and fondle sixteen-year-olds?" - John Oliver

To fathom Hell or soar angelic, just take a pinch of psychedelic. - Humphry Osmond

"Truth is a great mirror shattered by time into a hundred thousand pieces, allowing everyone who has a piece to declare that they have The Truth." - Sufi Gabril Kahlil

"The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything." - William Connor Magee

“Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.” - Robert Anton Wilson

"Insanity is a perfectly natural adjustment to a totally unnatural and negative environment." - R. D. Lang

"These [NWO elites] are psychological monsters, they just happen to be in control of the world." - Michael Tsarion

"We must all face the fact that our leaders are certifiably insane or worse." - William S. Burroughs

"You're a disc jockey? Hehehehehehehe... What's that?" - A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld (Loving You), The Orb

"Ego is a structure that is erected by a neurotic individual who is a member of a neurotic culture against the facts of the matter. And culture, which we put on like an overcoat, is the collectivized consensus about what sort of neurotic behaviors are acceptable." - Terence McKenna

"A paranoid-schizophrenic is a guy who just found out what’s going on.” - William S. Burroughs

"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Benjamin Franklin

"We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately." - Benjamin Franklin

"Our collective conclusion seems to be that nature, both in whole and in many parts, is magically self-reflecting and aware." - Terence McKenna

A person who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the man doing it. - Chinese proverb