1. The term 'pet peeve'. What the fuck does it even mean? Sure, something can peeve (piss) one off but how can you have one for a pet? If a peeve does physically exist, I don't want it as my pet.

2. PeOplE wHo tYpe lIke thIs 0r 1|\| 1337 $p33|< OR IN ALL CAPS. You're not cool. Get a life. For the caps lock lovers, turn it off, then take a screwdriver and pop the caps key out. Use shift if you need it.

3. People's myspace pages which are crammed with so much bullshit that it lags my computer. Sure my computer could use an upgrade but if my browser hangs from a web page, you're overdoing it.

4. While I'm on web pages, people with poorly designed sites piss me off. I'm not talking about graphical failures, I mean, for example, when you have a dark background with even darker text and flashing gifs and any combination of #2 and #3.

5. Spam, spam, spam. Anything to do with spam can go to hell. This includes spammers, spam programs, companies who exist to come up with new ways to sneak ads into people's business, and everything else in between. FUCK OFF! The dubious, processed, gelatinous, slimy food called Spam (where the term originated), however, is tolerable.

6. Anyone who uses AOL for an ISP. Seriously, wake up and smell the stench of bullshit.

7. Reality shows are the type of bile that you'll find dripping into the sewers of our collective consciousness. The whole concept that the show is a "reality show" is a punch in the mouth to our intelligence since you have cameras filming the people. They obviously edit the film, which means they cut out scenes according to their agenda. Even the "extreme" reality shows have backup emergency personnel in case something goes wrong.

Want to watch a reality show? Set up cameras around the situation in question, leave them on all day, and air it live! Better yet, turn off your TV, close the bag of chips, get off your ass, and go outside! There's a whole world of reality out there and it's in 3D!!

8. Chain letters have been around for who knows how long. Originally it was done through snail mail so letters couldn't propagate at anywhere near the rate as they do through the internet. Even worse, we all get them now. They usually go something like this:

	Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd:  Microsoft pays you to send this out!

	Microsoft has announced that it is conducting a type
	of project to see whether or not they are going to 
	charge for you to use hotmail.com for free.  If you 
	send this email out to 15 of your friends within 15 
	minutes, Microsoft WILL PAY YOU $201.35.  They came 
	up with this number through various research and 
	funding.  If you do NOT pass this along you will not 
	only have bad luck for 15 years, but Microsoft might 
	charge us to use hotmail.com.  Do the right thing!

9. When I hear someone use the phrase "sofa kingdom" but they say, "sofa king we Todd did". It's stupid as hell and even though it uses real words, it does so in a nonsensical way in a desperate attempt to sound clever. Hint: If you use "sofa king we Todd did" it backfires on you since instead of making a clever statement, it confirms that you are indeed retarded.