What is Metaspherical?

It's an idea; it's about encompassing all aspects of reality into as coherent a picture as can be formed. It's about showing the fellow human being things which he or she may have been unaware of. It's about truth.

Metaspherical is also where I show the world my creative work in its different forms. Enjoy!

When you feel the need to use the bathroom, you have many servers to choose from. Usually you'll use ftp://127.0.0.1/.

If you use this server, since it's local, you don't really even need to login, but you'll probably be logging out, if you know what I mean. But if you're in a public place, when you login, you can just do so anonymously.

In either case, find the /bathroom directory. If the connection is in use, you may have to wait in queue. If you can't wait, find another directory or even another server. Once you've connected, find the /toilet directory.

So from here, you should be at:

ftp://127.0.0.1/bathroom/toilet

You can start uploading files from here. The port should already be open. Depending on the file type and the user, you'll have to stand up or sit.

If your upload speed is rather slow, you can check the /cabinet directory for Ex-Lax.zip. Open the zip and download any file inside it. Try your upload again. It should be much faster now. If you executed too many files in Ex-Lax.zip you may find your upload speeds to be too fast.

Remember, the /toilet's cache is only so big. If you need to upload many, many files, you can use flush.exe to try to clear the cache. If your upload speed is too fast and you're trying to upload large files, you may cause an overflow and system crash, especially when you try to clear the cache. If this happens, you'll have to check random directories for plunger.exe. Run that program and it should reboot the server. If you're in a public place, don't even bother. Just logout as quickly as you can. The admins will take care of it.

If you've been drinking, you may have to upload several times in a short amount of time. If you drink too much, you may be uploading several file types through different ports.

Once you are done uploading everything, you can check your logs if you wish, but I don't recommend it. It will probably look like garbage unless you parse it. Do not try to do this. It's not worth it. You can clean up file fragments with tp.exe and then clear the cache. It's recommended you go to the /sink directory afterward and do a virus scan.

That's it! You're done. You can logout if you haven't already done so.

Remember that you shouldn't download any files in /bathroom. If you wish to download, try /kitchen or find a public server.